is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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