Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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