Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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