It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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