Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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