Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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