Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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