Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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