whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
This is not my ceiling
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
ttyl tear gas
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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