is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Woke up backwards on a recliner
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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