Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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