I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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