Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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