The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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