exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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