Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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