just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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