called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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