Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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