Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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