I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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