I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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