I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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