I forgot how hot balto sounded
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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