So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
