what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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