if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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