I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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