I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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