My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.