That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line