Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is