can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.