P.S. I can't hear my feet
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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