she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
it was like eating out sand paper
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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