She's JV to your varsity
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
do nipples grow back?
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