I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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