I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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