Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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