i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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