: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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