Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i believe in u and ur pee
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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