apparently the secret to your success is patron
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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