Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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