It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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