I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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