and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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