it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize
