Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We were destined to go to rehab together
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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