i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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