I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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