Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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