he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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