ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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