wakey wakey hands off snakey
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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