It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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