I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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