I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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